America has an imaginary axe to grind. Last year, a Frenchman took the Air Guitar Championships. So this time around, like Tiger Woods, we’re hittin’ it hard. You see, Air Guitar never goes out of style. In fact, it’s selling out coast to coast. Tonight, San Diego shreds the regional championships and I, for one, will be there to see who’ll be representin’ the stars and stripes. Bring your axe and get down to the Casbah for one of the best nights of your life.