Holy shit, it’s “The Fucking Party”!!

events funny | May 12th, 2010 by dave

Tomorrow night, NYC is in for one fucking good party. As a man who appreciates the finer things in life, like potty mouth, I’m super bummed to be missing “The Fucking Party“. This invite is the tits so quit fucking around and peep it right fucking now, fucker. If you wanna drink for free, and I know you fucking do, just submit an original cuss word that hasn’t already been used. And while we’re at it, what’s the first dirty word that comes to your mind? Leave it in the comments and we’ll choose one lucky winner for a fucking awesome prize.

Comments (6)

6 Responses to “Holy shit, it’s “The Fucking Party”!!”

  1. JennJuckett Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    I fucking love the idea of aggregating every agency’s UGC cuss list. Goddamn brilliant! (not very original cuss words but feels damn good!)

  2. DRG Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    I can’t believe I’m saying it outloud but
    Cunt is always the go to word.

    Then Douchebag
    then Asshat
    then a fucktwat
    then shitbox

    this is great!

    ahh I feel so much better now!

  3. Suzanne Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    I had to link this video from one of the funniest scenes on Curb; which is aptly relevant for this post! “cock, cock, jizm, grandma…cock!”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv-tmqV99U0&feature=related

  4. Rick Santoro Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Chodehammock

  5. Lucky Says:
    May 13th, 2010 at 12:17 am

    I think you’ll enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTJmTJxCFHs

    First swearword I ever learned in English: Chomp-Ass-Motherfucking-Bitch-Hoe

  6. Chris Says:
    May 13th, 2010 at 7:40 am

    There is such a thing as tactful swearing.

    I just posted “ass enthusiast” on their site =)

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