These fortified bike lights are the last you’ll ever need

It makes me feel like a lazy ass to say this, but taking your bike lights off and on can be a pain. If you don’t, they’ll likely be stolen by some young rapscallion and then there are those days where you stay out all day and forget to bring lights for the ride home. Sure, there are workarounds like lights on your helmet or bag, but these Fortified Bike Lights seem like a much better solution. A proprietary screw-system makes them theft-proof, they’re fully rechargeable and in the case that something does happen to them, they’ll be replaced free of charge. That simplifies your life now, doesn’t it?