Archive for January, 2016

Zoolander Instagram is so hot right now

I’m so looking forward to Zoolander 2 hitting screens February 12th and the Zoolander Instagram is killing it. Take a look below. Derek, you had me at Paris Fashion Week.

Guys. Over the course of my 3 hour relationship with Cara Delevingne i learned a lot about myself. I learned a relationship is like a beautiful bird. If there is love, it can take flight. But if the bird is caged, it begins to feel trapped, like as if it was in a cage. but then if someone is calling that bird “more washed up than a russians blue jeans” or “dumber than brie”, then the bird gets it’s feelings super hurt. But then if the bird tries to get one last french kiss goodbye, and the girl punches him right in the beak and then hits the bird with his selfie stick (which you can pay me for ANYTIME), then thats lame to do to the bird. THEN! THEN! She gets the bird in a half nelson and threatens to get a restraining odor, that’s super lame. Then she nearly broke the birds ARM! Which REALLY-REALLY HURT CARA!!!! Like you could have broken the birds WING! Anyway… I WILL triumph in all of this. Our relationship ended as it began. With all love, respect and now a deep mistrust for cara delvigne. Whoever that is. Call me when you get a modeling career. I could have HELPED YOU. You were too old for me anyways. Now I know everyone has my back, and the last thing I want is a flame war on my insta. I dont need the negativity. Like I said, it’s all love. But if you wanted to go hate on HER insta and leave comments on what a HUGE mistake she just made, and tell her I’m totally happy and never think about her all the time and am probably out boning liek a million models already here in Paris. Please feel free to do that. #Namaste. Switching my Raya location to #ROME tomorrow. See you soon @penelopecruzoficial 😘.

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Tycho Shirts might make you go broke

He’s already made one of our favorite t-shirts ever and the hits don’t stop coming (music included). Check out these new fresh designs from Tycho and see a $50 deduction in your checking account. You may be poorer, but you’re going to look damn good.



Our January mixtape

It’s the first mix of the year so pop those headphones on for some jams from FIDLAR, The Prettiots, Martin Courtney and more. Holla if ya hear us though, come and feel us flow.

Can’t see the cassette? You must be mobile.

All Mobile | Spotify (some songs not avail)

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