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The NoPhone allows you to stay connected with the real world

Phone addiction is real and troublesome. Fortunately, there is a solution: the NoPhone. The NoPhone is a recently funded Kickstarter project that aims to bring back dinners with friends and reduce dinners with phones. NoPhones are designed for phone addicts who want to reconnect with the real world. Since the NoPhone isn’t powered by a battery, there is no need to suffer from the anxiety that comes with not knowing how long it will last.

This shatterproof, toilet-proof phone alternative costs $12 on the website. If you’re a phone addict, it’s a small price to pay for minimizing your chances of being that distracted person on the road who doesn’t hit the gas at a green traffic light right away. Incredible!


What good shall I do this day?

What’s just as exciting as taking things out of your old wallet and putting them in a new one?! Decorating your office workspace, of course. While I was searching for new decor for my work area, I found this enamel steel sign by Best Made Company. I found it five minutes ago and I think it’s so fabulous I had to share it with you right away. LOOK AT IT. Now buy it (or at least ask yourself this question every morning).

What good shall I do this day?

“What Are You Doing After The Orgy?” and other important books

Often times, my search for specific library books yields greater discoveries: books with ridiculous or unintentionally hilarious titles. In case you already mastered basic square dance techniques, there’s a book that can take your skills to the next level. If you’re wondering how to do nothing with nobody all alone by yourself, there’s a book for that, too.

I love the library.

Other Important Books

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