Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

Sarah Silverman threatens Jewish grandmas in Florida to vote Obama or else!

Sarah Silverman wants your Jewish grandmother to get off the shuffleboard court and vote Obama this November. The Great Schlep is on!

I’m Not Ready

John McCain’s decision to try and postpone the presidential debate says one thing to us: “I’m not ready to debate Obama.” Now we could quote Paul Begala on how debates and elections have always gone on during crises, but this is just much funnier.

Sarah Palin = stupid

We’ve become a country choking on bullshit. If McCain doesn’t want to debate Obama, maybe he should just send the hockey mom with lipstick.

 

iStockphoto of the Week

You might know iStockphoto.com for its beautiful, vivid stock images. However, what we found after browsing the site long enough were some hidden gems that made us think, “what in the hell would I use this for?”

Mustache On Ice

For a sport as brutal as professional ice hockey, you might expect it to have its share of characters. But as it turns out the NHL also has a storied history of exceptional stiff upper lips. Who are we not to appreciate a good mustache list when we see it?

Good Luck Biscuits

Dominic Chua was introduced to the fortune cookie about two years ago during a visit to the US of A. This fabled cookie doesn’t exist in his Chinese culture so he brought a bunch home and videotaped the reaction. “It was kind of fun, cracking it open, and getting the slip of paper, all the while wondering which entrepreneurial Chinese immigrant had come up with these and hoodwinked a whole generation of Americans into thinking that this was what the Chinese folk back home did.” 

PC guy prefers iPhone

This is such a great score by ISO50.  He was riding the subway and spotted the PC guy from those PC vs Mac commercials using an iPhone. Fantastic!

Palin agrees with Obama

I showed this video to my friend Kiran and he replied, “why don’t they just air this as a commercial in swing states?” He’s totally right. This election should be a landslide instead it’s playing out worse than the new 90210.

Toe jealousy

Just saw this on Ffffound and it made me smile.

Photo of the day

Remember when you ______?  I’m calling in that favor.

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