Twitter rivals well-being

Yes, we had an earthquake in Southern California yesterday.  Yes, buildings shook.  Yes, there were several aftershocks.  Yes, this quake registered a 5.4 on the Richter scale.  And yes, the thousands who felt the need to tweet before running to safety scored a big fat 10 on the “I’m a retard” scale.  Did I mention you can follow me on twitter?

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