Honey, there’s a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick

The only Woody Allen film to win best picture, “Annie Hall,” runs on TCM this Friday.
Alvy Singer: Hey listen, gimme a kiss. 
Annie Hall: Really? 
Alvy Singer: Yeah, why not, because we’re just gonna go home later, right, and then there’s gonna be all that tension, we’ve never kissed before and I’ll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we’ll kiss now and get it over with, and then we’ll go eat. We’ll digest our food better.