Are you firmly against rainbows? Are you a friend of a woman with facial hair? These products are for you!

Among all of the weird crap you can find on the internet, there’s a place that sells it, too (and I’m totally okay with that). Chinny Chin Chin is one of them and it’s my new favorite online shop. Every possible internet acronym for laughter (LOL, ROFL, LMAO, ROFLMAO, and whatever combination you can dream up) can be used as reactions to any of the wonderful, offbeat products. I’m sure this shop’s website is worthy of a retweet and millions of Facebook likes by blind parachutists and gay animal advocates everywhere. Are you one of them? If not, you can always buy these fabulous porcelain necklaces. Go unicorns.