Saverio Truglia is a talented photographer in Chicago that among other things, is known for his offbeat images. I picked out a few of my favorites, so let’s see who can come up with the best captions. Whatcha got?

Saverio Truglia is a talented photographer in Chicago that among other things, is known for his offbeat images. I picked out a few of my favorites, so let’s see who can come up with the best captions. Whatcha got?
1. “Lady, I’ll fix the car for free, just stop singing Celine Dion in the reception room. You’re scaring all my other customers off.”
2. All parents say their daughters are dating snakes. To the dismay of Mr. and Mrs. Pendleton, they are being literal when they say it.
3. Trying to gain ground in with the African-American population in the cowboy apparel industry, Chucky offered a free outfitting to President Obama. Unfortunately, Chucky thinks all black men look the same and as such he’s forced to outfit them all for free.
Photo 1: The reactions of Two Delaware constituents after hearing Christine O’Donnell claim that she is like them.
Photo 2: After asking her boyfriend, “Is that a Boa under your bed or are you just happy to see me,” she learned that, sadly, it really was just a Boa under the bed.
Photo 3: Blaine and Jeb sporting wares from East Village’s newest shop, “Boot It and Toot It.”
1. He thinks: Looking at her boobs frightens me // She thinks: When I basically cup my boobs, but not quite, I get frightened.
2. She thinks: I’m just gonna lie here and procrastinate putting sheets on my mattress. But it’s ok because my snake can be my sheets.
3. Left man thinks: I don’t know whats going on, I’m a salesbot. // Right man thinks: I don’t think my salesbot knows whats going on. But it’s ok because the gold on my boots, belt and hat are bling, but I’m just gonna pretend they’re not.
#3 “these boots were made for walking…”
Haha, thanks everyone. Might have to make this a recurring contest with some prizes.