Archive for January, 2011

A musical tribute to doing it wrong

The infomercial tidbits compiled in this montage are supposed to prove that people need certain products, but in reality, they just make the actors look like idiots. In infomercial world, people run the risk of missing the pan when they break an egg over it. In fact, there’s another infomercial product idea right there: a device that helps you avoid breaking the egg over the edge of the stove. Where’s my money for that idea?

The antidote for stale and uninspired menswear.

Oipolloi is the holy grail of top-notch clothing and accouterments for men. My bank account is hatin’ on me but I can’t stop drooling over this tartan plaid and henley tee. Daaaaaamn!

Here’s what I think of blogs who accept money for content.

Dear Dave,

My name is Sarah from Article Writing Services. We have a client who would like to pay you for the opportunity to post some of their content on your website. All of the content is professionally produced and you can select from pieces relevant to your audience. The result is you get some free, interesting content for your readers while getting paid.

In return our client is asking for one link that they specify at the bottom of the content (no porn or gambling). Feel free to contact me with any concerns or clarifications you may have. If you would like to see some examples of our content, please email me so we can begin.

Sarah Miller
Outreach Manager – Article Writing Services

Hi Sarah,
Thanks for being in touch but we don’t accept payment for content. That’s illegal, morally wrong and downright disgusting to ever think of doing to our readers.

Have a wonderful day,

This sums up exactly how I feel about Valentine’s Day

Hallmark, what’s your address because I’m totally sending you this card!

Leo Sayer has it all. You make me feel like…

The hair, the vest, the shoes, the girls… yup, Leo Sayer has it all. Let’s dance.
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