Amazon joins the meat market

So much of the web is boring or based on functionality these days. So I have to tip a 10-gallon cowboy hat to the pranksters behind Amazon Dating. I fully encourage you to get handsy on this because the attention to detail is too good. Read all the product descriptions, ratings, and be sure to pick up your favorites in size 6’9” (nice). Holy shit, there’s even a non-ghosting agreement on the legal page.

Amazon Dating site

The crazy part is that I have to believe that someone at the company dba Evilcorp is actually trying to make this happen. Does Amazon want to know your dating and sexual preferences so it can use that info to sell you more shit? You know it.

Amazon Dating Deal of the Day

For now, maybe you just want to apply and see what price you can fetch. We all have a price.